{ leo, 20, portugal }
awkwardly addicted to the avengers cast. currently having issues on getting over fictional characters, also otps because feels.



skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

    90s Animal Planet: Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
    2013 Animal Planet: ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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    90s History Channel: Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
    Early 2000's History Channel: So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
    2013 History Channel: Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
    2014 History Channel: Was Hitler an Alien?
I’m bulletproof, nothing to loose
Fire away, fire away
Ricochet, you take your aim
Far away, far away

You shoot me down, but I won’t fall
I am titanium

sherlockspeare:

Inspired by (X)

thesixillusions:

Ezio: learned to swim
Connor: learned to climb trees
Edward: learned to dive
Arno: learned to IS IT EVEN REAL HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FLY OVER PARIS LIKE THIS

ktnsss:

Oh, dear God. Look at the poor man. You don’t actually think I was interested in you…? Why? Because you’re the great Sherlock Holmes, the clever detective in the funny hat?