Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
Marca after finding out Mou is leaving: *partying hard*
timetravelingtrickster: I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
sergioisthefinest: my-chemical-hugs: I often forget that not everyone reads gay fanfiction …but i will never understand that
striderna: there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot
pizza: your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now
theanti90smovement: yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
no but just imagine security guards at concerts
guard: oh here come the faggots
guard: why are they so skinny
guard: do not jump into the crowd i don't want to grab your crack
guards: why are there 12 year old girls throwing bras on the stage
guards: what am i doing with my life
internetexplorers: constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble
thepacosanchezz: my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
kochitruff: how to comfort a person online ?????? ????? ’????????? ??????????????????????????
meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em
oldrockstars: if classical instruments being used in rock music isn’t the tightest shit ever then tell me what is
gaysexinchurch: how dare u have a better body than me when i don’t work out at all
couturierer: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
bepeu: what i learned in high school you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher there is more than one kind of cool if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you not all food is edible who cares
My life is not complete without football!
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
my blog sucks but at least i don’t steal people’s sources and ask people to follow me